Some time back, I started working on a walking stick with a stubborn knot on the end. during the removal process I sliced my hand open in a fairly raucous manner. The picture over to the left was taken the next day...
This morning I decided to retrieve that walking stick and begin working on it again, and yep, it happened again. This time wasn't as bad, no stitches.. Just a touch of super glue and a couple of band aids, with, as you can see, little blood loss. I am beginning to think that the damn thing may be cursed.
To quote a movie line I once heard, "I feel like a voodoo doll. It's grim. It's gross. "
I am determined to finish the walking stick and damn the evil spirits associated with it back to the darkest level of hell that they spawned from. I decided that I will carve it into a snake, to celebrate the evil nature it seems to have, because lord knows... It couldn't be my fault... So if you want to purchase a ready made item for tossing a curse on me.. come up with the cash when I'm done & my eternal soul could be under your control... for a mere eighty dollars... I'm cheap that way.
6 comments:
That's one I don't want. The last thing I need is a broken ankle in the middle of the woods.
Would it be 'mean' to buy it as a present for my soon-to-be ex? :)~
I couldn't use that stick. It reminds too much of an underused body part of mine. Cheers Clay!!
oh yeah... the rebel in me wants that sucker...
your blood made a butterfly!
butterfly... oh no.. its the damn mothman...
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